Wednesday, 18 August 2010

Overheard on the bus...

Conversation between a small boy and his two uncles:-

Boy: Uncle John, is Uncle Peter your wife?

John: No, he's my husband.

Boy: My mum says you need a woman to have a baby, so how can you have one?

John: We're going to buy one from a big baby shop.

Boy: Can I come too?

John: If you like.

Boy: What are you going to call it?

John: Well, I want Patch and he wants Rover.

Tuesday, 3 August 2010

Tattoos and the Law

British Law clearly states that if a person is under the age of eighteen, then it is illegal to be tattooed.

End of story.

I don't care if your mum says it's ok. I don't care if some jerk on TV or in a band says it's ok. I don't care if you've had a tattoo done illegally elsewhere already.

If you are under eighteen, you're not welcome in my studio.